Thursday, November 15, 2007

My New Photographer Hero

I thought about putting this on the dad blog, but settled on here. I've been shooting a lot of pictures and trying to really get better at photography. I don't always have 10 or 12 hours to spend on a piece, but I am still interested in making images. So I've been checking out blogs and sites of photographers. I came across this guy on digg. Jan Von Holleben has some of the most creative photographs I've seen recently. I particularly like this set I'm linking to called "Dreams of Flying", but I encourage you to check out the whole site. It's good stuff. He's not a hero for technical reasons, like say, Scott Kelby, but he really has a unique way of looking at the world. I found it very inspiring.
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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Justice League

So, there is the persistent rumor of a Justice League movie in the works. Being the comic nerd I am, and having bought at least the last 10 years of JLA, I thought I'd try my hand at casting the film. I realize this is harder than it looks, but I like my choices. I also get to assemble my own JLA, which may or may not be the film roster. Blogger can't seem to format a table, which is like early 90's HTML, so bare with me.
Clark Kent/Kal El/Superman -Tom Welling. Why Tom wasn't Superman in the feature film, I'll never know. He's ready to put on the cape.
Bruce Wayne/Batman - Christian Bale. The Best Batman EVER!!! Don't mess with perfection.
Princess Diana of the Amazons/Wonder Woman - Alicia Coppola. Under utilized, beautiful, and has the right physique. She looks like she can really fight.
Wally West/The Flash - Jerry O'Connell. Super-heroic, yet casual and funny. Jerry has been a hero too, in the 80's "My Secret identity".
Who knows what Green Lantern Warner Bros. will put on the big screen?
I pick one of each.
Green Lantern/Kyle Rayner- Joe Flanigan. He just makes Stargate: Atlantis for me. The dark haired pretty boy/tough guy, Joe can do anguish, which is what makes Kyle tick.
Green Lantern/John Stewart - Michael Dorn. John Stewart has a military background and tough exterior. Who better than the ultimate Klingon, Worf?
Green Lantern/Hal Jordan - Eric Johnson. Currently starring as Flash Gordon on Sci/Fi. The lighter pretty boy/hot dog test pilot, Hal does not know fear. Cocky, even arrogant. Eric IS Hal.
J'onn J'onzz/The Martian Manhunter - Christopher Judge. Yes, I am taking liberty with established ethnicity, but J'onn is a shape shifting Martian, green in his natural form. I think Chris played the benevolent alien to perfection as T'ealc on Stargate SG1.
Shayera Hol/Hawk Girl - Lexa Doig. She played the embodiment of of the High Guard Battleship Andromeda Ascendant on Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda. Hawk Girl can be a little less imposing than Wonder Woman, as her power comes from her wings.
"Eel" O'Brien/Plastic Man - Scott Cohen. Can do the hero thing, but can be very silly, as when he played The Wolf in the mini series "The 10th Kingdom". Silly is Plastic Man's thing. I'd also take Jim Carey, but he's a bit old for the rest of the cast.
Professor Ray Palmer/The Atom- Kyle McLauglin. Ray Palmer prefers academia over super heroic daring-do. Kyle has aged a bit since "Dune" and can probably do the cranky professor.

Well, that's how I'd do it, anyway. Comments? Don't Care? Anyone?
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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Hail to the chief, he's the chief and he needs hailing...

Not that this is a political blog or that I fancy myself a journalist in anyway, but I read with fascination this morning that Fred Thompson finally threw his hat in the ring as presidential contender. Famous (especially to me, I'm a big fan) as District Attorney Arthur Branch on Law and Order (which apparently runs in some form on some channel every second of everyday), Thompson is, among other things, an actor.

Now, it seems like every time there is a hotly debated political issue I over hear someone say "Why should I care what an Actor says about [BLANK]?" But we sure do seem to elect a lot of them, don't we? Ronald Regan was perhaps the most politically successful actor in history, but he's hardly alone. We, especially in California, love to elect entertainers. Why is that? Well, I have a few ideas.

1. The American political system is too boring for the average American Voter. Have you seen a presidential debate this year? I don't know about paint drying, but I know for a fact watching grass grow is more interesting, because at least the grass is producing life! Entertainers, in general, at least inject some personality into the political process. Hulk Hogan similarly announced his presidential bid on the Tonight Show a few years back, and despite the ridiculous idea of President Hulkster, the idea had credibility because not only had Minnesota elected a pro wrestler as Governor, but pro wrestlers happen to be athletic actors. Thank God it turned out to be a publicity stunt of the now defunct World Championship Wrestling league. Could you imagine "Hulkamainionomics" and a foreign policy that included dropping the heavy leg?

2. The American political system is too complex for the average American Voter. What in the Hell is the Electoral College, and, do they have a good football team? The idea that a candidate could lose the popular vote and still be president is either infuriating, confusing, or out right fiction to most Americans (despite the truth of it). And the fact that a president is often declared before the California vote is even counted has contributed to Norwood family electoral apathy for three generations now. How sad that when my little Katie, at 18, asks "Why should I vote, Dad?" My best case scenario answer is "If you don't vote, you can't complain." So, we go with what we know, in the simplest terms. "[Said Entertainer] seems so nice and sincere. I'm voting for them." Scary, but certanly true.

3. The American political system is too corrupt for the average American Voter. At least perceptually. Let's see in my life time... Nixon had Watergate, Ford pardoned Nixon, Carter had the energy crisis, Regan (an actor!) had the Iran-Contra gate, Bush I's New World Order gave us the invasion of Panama and the first Gulf War, Clinton had Whitewater and Monica-gate and Bush II... well, I don't even want to type it all out. His term began with controversy. Most of us think you can't become president without a long streak of lies in your wake, so why not elect someone who makes a living pretending to be something they are not. They are perfectly qualified.

How many entertainers could make a real run at office? I dunno, but I'll close with a few of my favorite Presidents.

  • Harrison Ford played CIA Agent Jack Ryan(Patriot Games, Clear and Present Danger) and President James Marshall (Air Force One) and the Force is with Him whether he likes it or not.

  • Martin Sheen The self proclaimed "Acting President of The United States", President Josiah "Jed" Bartlet (The West Wing).

  • Dennis Haybert The All State insurance guy. This guy just drips credibility to me. So much so, I almost bought the insurance he was schilling. You might know him as President David Palmer (24) or Nelson Mandela (Goodbye Banfa) or perhaps Pedro Cerrano (Major League).

  • Micheal J. Fox Alex P. Keaton was the consummate Republican (I believe he was president in a dream sequence)(Family Ties).

  • James Cromwell This guy has played many presidents on the big and little screen

  • Bill Pullman reinvented the 4th of July as President Thomas J. Whitmore (Independence Day) and saved the universe as Lone Star (Spaceballs)

  • Mary McDonnell "Stands With a Fist" (Dances With Wolves), First Lady Marilyn Whitmore (Independence Day) and now President Laura Roslin (Battlestar Galactica)
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  • Michael Rosenbaum A stretch here, but he's my favorite Lex Luthor (Smallville), and Luthor does become president in the Superman comic titles.

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Thursday, August 02, 2007

Indescribable

Mere words cannot describe this performance of the Iron Maiden tune "Aces High". A dramatic song about a WWII fighter pilots, the song showcases the vocal dexterity of an "in his prime" Bruce Dickinson.
...Then Chule sang it, as only he could, and the song was transformed. Some covers stick with you forever. Sinead O'Connor's "Nothing Compares 2 U". Van Halen's "You Really Got Me". Social Distortion's "Ring of Fire". And now, Chule's "Aces High". Pay special attention to the audio engineer.

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Wednesday, August 01, 2007

20 years of helping surfers pee in their wetsuits...



It's hard to believe I've been watching Shark Week for 20 years. I remember being about 14 or 15 hanging out at Cabrillo Beach with my other surf buddies, anticipating the first Shark Week. It was a mixture of scary and cool. We fancied ourselves water men (water boys?) capable of handling anything the ocean could hold for us. Yeah.

I never saw anything diving any bigger than a two or three foot leopard shark, but I was at a cove in Palos Verdes with my buddy when they pulled a 7 foot leopard out of the water. We left pretty quick after that. It does get in your head. I did a very modest amount of body boarding and snorkling this year and I had to put it out of my mind. And it took a bit. So, I already had a healthy respect for sharks. Shark Week tends to split 50/50 between fearsome apex predator and awe inspiring endangered species.

This year, being a stay at home dad has meant I've seen a LOT of Shark Week. I think they are beautiful. ...And best enjoyed from a distance. I know you are more likely to be hit by lightning than be attacked by a shark. I'd rather win the lottery than either.
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Friday, July 13, 2007

Eddie Van Halen: Evolution



More than any single person, Eddie Van Halen got my butt down in the garage practicing 5 hours a day in high school. Not so much to sound like him, but to play like him. Like I was really good and having the time of my life. Over different times my my career, I have had various levels of sheer musical dexterity to play with. At my height of chops (if lacking musical maturity), Ed was my hero. And I've followed the highs and lows (Van Halen III ?!?!?) of Ed's little band. So, it is with all due respect I say, Ed should quit. I don't want Eddie to be another Axel Rose asking me to wait 10 plus years for a crappy "Chinese Democracy" that will never come. Writing song after song that doesn't measure up, pushing back the release as he knows it's true.

Ed threw down a gauntlet with "Eruption" few have dared to pick up. Perhaps only protege and die hard fan Paul Gilbert ever achieved such a mixture of frightening chops and musical soul. (I Love Satch and Vai , but what I said is true) And on top of writing some of the most kickass guitar riffs ever, Ed mastered the art of pop song writing with songs like "Dreams", "Love Walks In", "Right Now" and "I can't stop loving you", where he showed he was also the master of the tasteful, melodic guitar solo.

But, Ed has seen better days. I actually picked him for a Ghoul Pool this year. He's had a hip replaced and he's battled cancer. His long time marriage to Valerie fell apart. Tireless VH trooper Michael Anthony is out of the band. And, as much as we all loved the glory days, Dave hasn't been Dave in years. Who wants to see him on tour with VH? Not me.

If Ed quits now, he can look back at almost 3 decades of rock with very few regrets. If he puts out another album. It better be awful darn good, or all of the legacy is in jeopardy. I love him. I miss him. I hope he never comes back.
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Friday, July 06, 2007

Syncronicity



Today is my last day of work before I become Mr. Mom and stay home with my kid. Now, I actually enjoy what I do quite a bit and have mixed feeling about leaving, but I woke up and my favorite tech diva Amber Mac posted a video on her blog. This is what they call an Anime Music Video. The editing is great, and I love this song. The sone is, of course, Code Monkey (link opens iTunes) by Johnathan Coulton. Possibly my favorite indie song EVER. I think there is a little code monkey in all of us. Have fun with the grind today.

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Monday, June 18, 2007

Back in the game..


Well, my little Katie is a month old. So, I figured my blogging vacation is over. I put up some pics of the munchkin over at Growing Up Dad. She's a doll.
And...
so... here. A young man who has over come tremendous obstacles to put out a rap album. The obstacles? Down's Syndrome. I've said enough.
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Thursday, May 10, 2007

Delicious, profane fun.


Hall of Douchebags!

I did the "I'm in a band" thing in highschool. So, when I ran across this site over on West's Blog, I just sat back and thanked my lucky stars none of my ugly @$$ bands took an awful publicity shot to enter the grand hall. You never seen so many brick walls in your life. The lampooning of the photos is truly hysterical, if profane at times. But that's rock and roll, man!!!!
And, if you want to jump right to one of one of my favorites...
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Thursday, March 08, 2007

From the "Shut the hell up" Dept.



So, according to this Metro UK article, The Juice wants to throw his hand in the ring as the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. This is where I want to poke fun at a little OJ history, but even trashy celebrities deaths really aren't funny. You can almost certainly see where I was going though. What a Media Hooer. I've included a pic of Daniel Lynn to add veracity to Mr. Simpson's Claim. You can see how Dani Lynn has all of OJ's features. What a maroon.




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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

No mas!!! No mas!!! No mas!!! No mas!!!


I have to tell the truth. I am one of the few people who is definitely NOT the father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter. That said, I have never wished harder for a high speed chase or other obsessive news story. This one needs to go away.
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